Chris Goldman on the English Language:
The English language is a powerful force. Among its legion of words is a selection that powerfully conveys beauty. A word, such as “azure,” evokes a powerful mental connection to the metaphysical Form of beauty. Such a connection can be physically as well as mentally experienced.
But, just as there are words that evoke cognitions of beauty, there are words that can evoke cognitions of “Redneck” (of course we are speaking of Descartes’ Form of “Redneck”). I have decided to begin listing these words in this blog and I will add more as time goes on. Suffice it to say, if you are using these words, please limit their utterances to occasions when you are at the go-cart track or Sizzler. Here they are:
phenomenal
Nietzsche
realist
actuality
discombobulated
plethora
Kogod [just kidding - that's my middle name - ha ha ha]
NOTE TO READER - these words annoy the Hell out of the author. Please do not utter them within striking distance of said author. Chris Goldman is a projectile vomiter, so a distance of 9 feet is mandatory.
