| Written by Chris Goldman | |
Chris Goldman Puts it All Together (and we owe him our thanks): Like many conscientious Americans I too share in Thomas Jefferson’s Republican Vision of Property and its emphasis on the individual’s civic obligation to actively participate in the Democratic process. It, therefore, goes without saying that I was deeply concerned to learn last Friday that two political heavyweights had been barred from contesting in the highly anticipated 2:00PM (EST) (is this the new Prime Time?) Democratic Primary Debate hosted in Iowa. The two silenced politicians were none other than Dennis Kucinich and his equally charismatic counterpart Alan Keyes. Based on information I received from one of my deeply entrenched and consummately reliable cogs in the Democratic Party wheel, I was able to assemble the subversive motivation for this entirely un-American censorship. CAN YOU HANDLE THE TRUTH?
(above) Dennis Kucinich is the Paris Hilton of fig newtons. This man is backed by the enormous coffers of the Keebler dynasty. The image on the right is Dennis’s father and mentor, Ernie Kucinich – see the resemblance?
(above) Alan Keyes’ resume is, quite frankly, terrifying. The documentary, The Serpent and the Rainbow, captured rare footage (right) of Mr. Keyes during his tenor as a Caribbean warlord. THE TRUTH – HERE GOES: The plot to silence Kucinich and Keyes was conceived months ago by the most powerful of Democratic Party loyalists. These conspirators hover above the garden variety, hatching their schemes and reweaving the very fabric of our system from their protected perches on K Street and, in this particular instance, from the civic halls of San Francisco. These men, as they were, heeded the bellwethers that predicted a Kucinich primary landslide with a likely running mate in Alan Keyes. They could not let this happen. While unconfirmed, rumor is that Gavin Newsom of SF could not stomach the thought of the son of the calorically tainted Keebler dynasty and his corrupt ex-Haitian dictator sidekick ruling the Country from a large oak tree on Pennsylvania Avenue. Newsom with the help of his cohorts, allegedly, pulled strings with the Iowa bouncer’s union and had Kucinich and Keyes’ planes rerouted to Texas, where the two men, in confusion, gave career capping speeches to a little league assembly. The staff at www.set2stun.com will keep you updated on the political fallout that is sure to, well, follow? ~CoCoDAAS ~ |
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